Assignment Adventure Podcast

There may be some bleed over from other programing. This is caused by one of the following, weather, satellites, sun spots or other shows can't wait to get our time slot. Our man just got back from Radio Shack and we should have the problem rectified by the next show.                                                                 IN THE MEANTIME... Listen as JCB extolls the virtues of SOCAL places of interest. Find out why they left NAVEL off the name of the city of ORANGE. Find out why we give AAA AAAAA. Find out what makes Carlsbad so bad and how the Skirball Center got an Ark in it. Though we never find out what a SKIRBALL is and why they made a center for it. FINALLY... the quote of the show,"Have you noticed that women can't go to the bathroom alone?"

THANK YOU!  ENJOY THE SHOW! Have tissues at the ready. 

D. W. Griffith is not Andy's father, Social Media-be afraid-be very afraid, Use your Facebook addiction for good not evil, British Airways baggage debacle-move over Delta the British are coming, There is no inflation! So says the Government. Arms and legs soon to be acceptable currency. And Noah says unto the Lord, "Say What?" 

FINALLY... A study finds women live longer than men. WHY? If you are a woman you are smiling, If you are a man you know why. 

Dateline: Everywhere USA... Flip flops fail as favorable flying footwear,  When you fly dress in your "Sunday go to meeting" clothes. You might get bumped to first class and you'll save room in your luggage. Really... the two are related. Apparently, wearing a Haz-mat suit is the only way to fly. Remember when people would ask, "Do you mind if I smoke?" Remember when Jackie Gleason answered, "I don't care if you burn." A word about a trick David Copperfield performed years ago... with the wave of his fame he turned himself into the sphincter part of a rectal cavity. Finally... The quote of the show... "Give a moron a badge and you got trouble."    

O-K! What moron gave JCB a badge to give to a moron?  Enjoy the show. 

Don't stop me if you've heard this one. I want to hear it again... O' Israel. Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear-1967. When booking a cruise don't take NO for an answer. When dating the travel agent remember NO means NO-try not to confuse the two. Christopher Elliott regurgitates nothing!  Lady Gaga travels with Deep Vein Thrombosis and the Blood Clot Five... or something like that. Info for seniors...grey hair, crows feet, deep character lines and liver spots are no longer proof of age. You can't pull the wool over the eyes of a man related to two computer geniuses. Count them... two. Remember Hugh Downs and Jack Paar? Remember? No?  Don't feel bad. To cheer you up here is an actual line from the show... "If you are going to fly ... be sure you have a plane."         I think we're all in agreement here ... Enjoy the show.